May 2009

…are too much for one day. Seriously, have you read the works of either of these people? I’ve been doing nothing but school work all day, and my mind has been consumed with smut. If you want a glimpse at Victorian-era porn, crack open Lady Chatterly’s Lover. It’s both frightening and hysterical. But that is [...]

Happy Sundays, beautifuls! We have had a joyous, sunshiney, lovely, delicious weekend here in Cincinnati. I’ve been blessed enough to be able to spend my last weekend before the summer with my family, and could ask for nothing more. It’s been perfect. FRIDAY Alright. I’m primarily vegetarian and will most likely be vegan over the summer, [...]

 The Barbering Kind      By Kailey Harless        A black and white rectangular sign hangs above the cutting station where Alan Trout spends roughly 45 hours a week, trimming and shaving his regulars. It reads: “Notice: Prices subject to change according to customers [sic] attitude.” What it doesn’t tell you, though, is that if you behave [...]

Hello beautiful people! Tuesday was such an odd day. Actually, the day itself was great, but my tastebuds were out of order, which means my eats were as well. Things were not tasting right, I became nauseated at the thought of certain foods, I couldn’t finish meals…bizarre. I blame the sinuses. I woke up and [...]